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You think English is easy???

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce . 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tes...

Pakistani Politics Receipie

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DO U HATE SOMEONE?

A Nice story with a good moral. Please go through. A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game. The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes.   Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, So the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates. So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while some up to 5 potatoes. The teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag wherever they go (even to the toilet) for 1 week.   Days after days passed by, and the children started to complain due to the unpleasant smell let out by the rotten potatoes. Besides, those having 5 potatoes also had to carry heavier bags. After 1 week, the children were relieved because the game had finally ended....   The teacher asked: ...

Wedding To Start A War

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Woh kamraa yaad aata hai

Mein jab bhi zindagi ki chilchilaati dhoop mein tap kar.... Mein jab bhi doosron ke aur apney jhooth se thak kar... mein sabse lad ke, khud se haar ke, jab bhi us ek kamrey mein jaata tha... Woh halke aur gehrey kathaii rangon ka kamra, woh behadd meharbaan kamra... jo apni narm muthii mein mujhe aise chupa leta tha jaise koii maa... bachhe ko aanchal mein chupa le pyaar se daantey... yeh kya aadat hai jaltii dopahar mein maare maare ghoomtey ho tum Woh kamraa yaad aata hai... Dabeez aur khaasa bhaari kuch zara mushkil se khulney waala woh sheesham ka darwaazaa ki jaise koii akhad baap apney khurdurey seene mein shafkat ke samandar ko chupaaye ho.... Woh kursii aur uskey saath woh judwaan behan uskii woh dono dost thi merii woh ek gustaakh mu-phfat aaiina jo dil ka achha tha woh behangam si almaari jo koney mein khadi ek boodhii annaa ki tarah aaiiney ko tanveeh karti thi woh ek guldaan nanha sa bahut shaitaan un dono pe hansta tha Dareecha, ya zahaanat se bhari ek muskuraahat aur dare...